If you had 9900 seconds of geek-friendly free time at Christmas, how would you spend it?

It's Christmas. You suddenly realise that you have 9900 seconds of geek-friendly free time ahead, during which no one is going to wander up to you with a glass full of party punch and say, "Hey , you know about computers, can you fix my Instagram?" We've set some fun tasks you can use to fill the time - but which ones will you choose?